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Being retweeted by @funnyoneliners is a little glimpse into what @sween and @abigvictory have to deal with every day. Makes me appreciate them all the more.

Being retweeted by @funnyoneliners is a little glimpse into what @sween and @abigvictory have to deal with every day. Makes me appreciate them all the more.

Happy Birthday @blondediva11! I got you a bunch of men playing with their weapons.

That Lousiana Justice of the Peace story pissed me off. What pisses me off even more is that in the 21st century, we’re still dicking around with words like ‘mixed-race’, ‘interracial’ or the single most hideous word in the English language, ‘miscegenation’. I don’t know if we need new words, if we need to reclaim the words we have (‘Don’t be hatin’ on miscegenatin’), or if we all just need to get the fuck over it and stop pretending that any of our arbitrary racial definitions are even real.

I do know our kid is going to cut right through morons like that.

GPOYW it’s New Comic Book Day, I’m 700 miles from my local comic book shop and I’ve been up since 4.30am, so I’m just going to sit here and read The Magician until I fall asleep listening to Elliott Smith

Edition

GPOYW it’s New Comic Book Day, I’m 700 miles from my local comic book shop and I’ve been up since 4.30am, so I’m just going to sit here and read The Magician until I fall asleep listening to Elliott Smith

Edition

Uhh, so this happened. He’s, like, important and actually creative and stuff, isn’t he?

Uhh, so this happened. He’s, like, important and actually creative and stuff, isn’t he?

The Guardian has been prevented from reporting parliamentary proceedings on legal grounds which appear to call into question privileges guaranteeing free speech established under the 1688 Bill of Rights.

Today’s published Commons order papers contain a question to be answered by a minister later this week. The Guardian is prevented from identifying the MP who has asked the question, what the question is, which minister might answer it, or where the question is to be found.

The Guardian is also forbidden from telling its readers why the paper is prevented – for the first time in memory – from reporting parliament. Legal obstacles, which cannot be identified, involve proceedings, which cannot be mentioned, on behalf of a client who must remain secret.

Every once in a while, I like to remind people that @andrewkiraly is still out there. He only has 150 followers, presumably because he’s not much of a one for following back. Tough shit.

“Tranny Gobot’s post-op vagina”

Again, I say “Tranny Gobot’s post-op vagina”

You know what to do.

Every once in a while, I like to remind people that @andrewkiraly is still out there. He only has 150 followers, presumably because he’s not much of a one for following back. Tough shit.

“Tranny Gobot’s post-op vagina”

Again, I say “Tranny Gobot’s post-op vagina”

You know what to do.

This. This is the wrapper of my very first Twinkie. IT IS NEVER TOO LATE.

Am I Amerikaner now?

This. This is the wrapper of my very first Twinkie. IT IS NEVER TOO LATE.

Am I Amerikaner now?

HEY GUYS! Sewer tours in Brooklyn today! SEE! our floating turds. SMELL! our artisanal urine. WITNESS! tourists hurling up their lunch!

HEY GUYS! Sewer tours in Brooklyn today! SEE! our floating turds. SMELL! our artisanal urine. WITNESS! tourists hurling up their lunch!

I am CERTAIN there is no God but when I think of the millions of years of evolution it took to create a flightless bird with wings to dip in blue cheese sauce, sweet Jesus, I WANT to believe.