Fingerpainting
Um. So you know all those times I said I farted in a tweet? Yeah. I was totally lying.

angelablack:

On today’s Dinobrain I learned that you have to wait a bit before farting in front of someone. Like, on a first date is totally out of the question. Which made me realize that I have essentially let you know that I farted at least a dozen times before I’ve even actually met any of you. And I can’t take them back now. First impression of me as a girl farter is already set. But maybe it’s more making someone else smell them too soon? And I haven’t subjected any of you to that yet. So maybe there’s hope that we can all still be friends in real life.

All this to say, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MIKE DESCRIBE A GIRL FARTING TOO SOON WHILE DOING NAKED HIGH FIVES.

Seriously, it will be the best 30 minutes of your day. I can hardly breathe from the gigglefits that ensue every. single. time.

love, ange

First Dinobrain fan evar (after Bee)

Reblogged just to say… DUDEMISSILE Bee rocks.